Return of the Revenge of the Son of the Jeff Spinoffs

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It's baaaack! I hope your remember the rules.

The List


Jeff The Killer Plays Prince Of Persia.
Jeff Makes a Jeff Spin-off and gets banned.
Jeff Wears Briefs
Jeff Learns Judo
Jeff Hits Himself In The Head With A Frying Pan
Jeff Is Running Out Of Ideas For Jeff Spinoffs
Jeff Finds Patrixxx and dies
Jeff Cheats At Pokemon
Jeff Is Sad That He Can't Have Twinkies Anymore
Jeff vs. Foreclosure
Jeff Stars In A Laughably Bad FMV Game
Jeff Buys A Suspiciously Haunted-Looking Majora's Mask Cartridge At A Creepy Old Man's Yard Sale
Jeff and the Brain
King of the Jeff
Jeff's Printer Gets A Paper Jam
Jeff Has To Borrow A Cup Of Sugar
Jeff Can't Fight City Hall
Jeff The Killer, Attorney At Law
Jeff Eats Too Much And Is Too Full To Chase People.
Jeff gets pregnant with 100 Worm Jeffs.
Jeff Writes A String Of Painfully Unfunny Trollpastas Starring Himself
Jeff has nosebleeds
Jeff's Fallen, And He Can't Get Up
Jeff Plays QWOP
Jeff Can See Forever
Jeff Wobbles
Jeff Flexes His Puny Muscles
Jeff Uses Engrish
Jeff The Killer made a game, about Transformers but it's really lame. Straight from the get-go, this game is...BULLSHIT!
Jeff gets a fever, and is told by the doctor to get plenty of sleep Jeff: "Oh no! Anything but ''that!"''
Jeff Dry-Humps An I-Beam
Jeff Spams the AFK Button and Fucks Up Chat Hacks.
Jeff Trolls MLP Wiki And Is Eviscerated By The Admins
Jeff The Killer and Slenderman Go To White Castle.
Jeff Is Stalked By Pepe Le Pew When A Streak Of White Paint Falls Onto His Hair
Jeff Thinks He's The Sexiest Man Alive
Jeff Takes Laxatives
Jeff The Killer: The Swimsuit Issue
Jeff Is Still Complaining About Garbodor
Jeff Cums Buckets (literally)
Jeff's Deviated Septum
Jeff Slaughters People In The Tunnel Of Love
Jeff Deflates Like A Sad Balloon
Jeff The Killer Uses Photoshop To Make Himself Look Ripped
Will Jeff Blend? That's the question.
Jeff Gets A Terminal Illness In A Lame Attempt To Add Drama To His Stories
Jeff Gets Addicted To The Young And The Restless.
Jeff and Dipper Go To Taco Bell. Jailarity ensues.
Jeff The Killer: The Dog Toy
Jeff The Killer: The Sandwich. Now comes with 20% less knife.
Jeff the Mongoloid, he was a Mongoloid, happier than you and me.
Jeff The Killer: Born To Be A Star.
Jeff Smuggles Tacos Over The Border
Jeff Arm-Wrestles Brick... and loses.
Jeff Asks A Girls Out On A Date, But Then Gets Run Over By A Paranormal Smuggler
Jeff Becomes Lactose Intolerant
Jeff Explodes Into A Million Pastey-White Pieces
Jeff Starts A Time-Share Resale Business.
Jeff is abducted by [http://laserpotato.deviantart.com/#/d5m4vg9 Drone Jeffs]
Jeff Watches Boomerang
Jeff Dreams About Cheese
Jeff Flies A Helicopter And Crashes It Into A Cliff
Jeff Becomes Wile E. Coyote
Jeff Stops Time And Gives Everyone A Wedgie.
Jeff's Face Becomes The Custom Admin Star.
Jeff Is Animated By The Ghost Of Chuck Jones.
Jeff The Adventurer Archeologist
Jeff The Killer Gets Smothered In Jane's Cleavage
Jeff Accidentally Breaks Chat
Jeff refuses to clear his cache.
Jeff Rides A Mechanical Bull
Jeff The Rodeo Clown
Jeff's Amazing 26-Inch Tongue
*Jeff used LICK! It's super disgusting!
Jeff Drinks Heavily And Plays Around Heavy Machinery
Jeff Burns Down His Home While Trying To Deep-Fry A Turkey
Jeff Uses Calvin's Duplicator
Jeff's Extra Dick
Jeff Sprouts Feathers
Jeff Tries To Grow A Money Tree
Jeff Tries To Give Himself A Tattoo
Jeff Eats Hoody Alive
Jeff's Ill-Fated Attempt To Force A Meme
Jeff's New Band: "Jeff And The Killers"
Jeff The Killer: IN 3D!!!
Jeff Bakes Fappleberry Pie
Jeff Rubs Hot Stones All Over His Body
Jeff Happily Jumps Into A Pit Of Acid
Jeff Launches His Fist Like Mazinger-Z
Jeff Grows A 12-Inch Tallywhacker...on his forehead
Jeff's Head Blows Up
Jeff confesses his love for comic sans.
Jeff Drinks Gasoline And Swallows A Lit Match
Jeff enters Smiledog in the dog show
Jeff used SING! Nothing happened!
Jeff Has An Itch In The Middle Of His Back He Just Can't Reach
Jeff The Killer: The Hot Springs Episode
Jeff Becomes A Huge Douchebag With A Spray-On Tan And an Ed Hardy Jacket
*Shini: Don't forget he also wears Tapout shirts, too.
Jeff Drinks Herbal Tea
Jeff Makes A Sockpuppet Account And Denies It.
Jeff Shits Rainbows
Jeff's gonna take you back to the past, to play the shitty games that suck ass.
Jeff stars in Pasta Monsters: Srenderman No Nazo.
*You fight the Operator's Symbol as a boss, three times.
*Jeff fights a giant Zalgo, but HABIT is the final boss
*You have to find four notes hidden throughout the levels to play as BEN, and your reward for this a "CONGRATULATION!" screen.
*SCRAMBLE! JEFURI!
Jeff Sings J-Pop
Jeff Gets Goggles To Avoid Eye Trauma
Jeff Becomes A History Professor
Jeff Attempts To Do The Duck Walk
Jeff And The Temple Of Doom
Jeff Licks Mr. Widemouth, And Chokes On A Hairball
Jeff Cannot Shot Web
Jeff Tries To Find Out How To Undo On An iMac
Jeff The Chair
Jeff Joins Studio Gainax
Jeff Defends Phoenix Wright
Jeff Eats An Octopus
Jeff vs. Screaming Mad George
Jeff Delivers 200 Pizzas To Slendy
Jeff the Killer tries to take over KaibaCorp and Fails.
Jeff Takes Over Capcom, No One Notices
Jeff Tries Southern Cooking and Becomes Obese
James Bond Vs. Jeff The Killer. SPOILER: Jeff loses.
Jeff used Retarded Fangirls! Furbearingbrick banned them!
Jeff Doesn't Realize Furbearingbrick Is Female
Jeff Licks Brick
PastaMonsters!Jeff's legs get tied into a pretzel
Jeff Awakens The Sea Troll
Jeff Impregnates A Rhino
Jeff Hurrs and Durrs
The Abominable Snow-Jeff
Jeff's Liver Is More Swollen By The Day.
Jeff Has A Prostate Exam
Jeff Is So Hungry He Literally Eats A Horse.
Jeff Pukes His Intestines; Swallows Them Back Down
Jeff Is Baked Into A King Cake
Jeff Becomes A Literal Pig. Go to *OINK*
Jeff is blasted with piss.
Jeff Hates Cranberry Pudding
Jeff Breaks A Nail
Jeff Shoots His Toe
Jeff Becomes A Priest; Kills In The Name Of God
Jeff vs. The [http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Furbearingbrick/FIRST_PASTA_ASSPATS_ONLY_PLZ Leigon Of Butthurt]
Jeff Celebrates Kwanzaa
Jeff Spills Hot Coffee On His Crotch
Jeff Fucks The King Of Spider's Keyboard
Jeff Becomes A Mole Out Of Boredom
Jeff Likes To Movitz Movitz
Jeff Gets Cabin Fever.
Jeff Tries On A Santa hat.
Jeff Picks His Teeth
Jeff fires a MENS BEEEAAAAMMM
Brick Builds A Snow-Jeff.
*There must have been some magic in that old white hoodie they found, for when they put it on him he slaughtered their entire families!
Jeff Eats 200 Hot Dogs At Once
Jeff Wraps Up Your Uncles And Aunts In Yards Of Floo Flum Flay
Jeff Rides Tarkus
Jeff's exciting meal has been ruined by the presence of this...[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqU4d4Rej5A LIQUID FILTH!]
Jeff Throws Rutabagas
Jeff's got a jar of Patrixxx, Jeff's got a jar of Patrixxx, Jeff's got a jar of Patrixxx, and you'll never guess what's iiiiin it!
Jeff drinks ALL the scotch
Jeff The Decepticon
Jeff Drinks Sriracha Sauce Like Water
Jeff Adds "Suggested Reading" To A Page He Just Created
Inflatable Jeff Decoys.
Jeff Drops Some F-Bombs
Jeff Creates Chindogu "And this machine shakes you to deat- I MEAN SLEEP, SLEEP."
Becomes Batman "I'm JEFF. :3"
Jeff Watches The Japanese Spider-Man series
*Jeff Eats Happy Appy
*and gets worms
*Then shit those worms into Slendy's mouth
*That's right
*He HAS A MOUTH

Jeff Writes an English Essay " "Go to sleep" (96). This quote shows..."


Jeff Develops Arthritis.


Epic Plot Twist: Jeff is JEFF!!11!! Zomgz!WHO WOULD'VE KNOWN?!


Jeff goes to the zoo


Jeff Gets A Haircut


Jeff sings the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG64kWbgGB0 Ultra Seven] theme song


Jeff Can't Get The Orange Cheeto Powder Out Of His Hoodie.


Jeff becomes a Tokatsu hero and shouts his attacks. GIANT KNIFE BEAM! *preeeeeoooowww*


Jeff Wants To Know What It's Like To Be A Woman For One Day


Jeff vs. Shark Week


Jeff vs. The Power Rangers


Jeff vs. The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra


Jeff DEMANDS asspats for the story he wrote, and threatens to gut anyone who makes corrections on it. He's then permabanned for death threats and pouts.


Jeff Fucks Your Life (but remembers to use a condom)


Jeff Makes Meatloaf


Jeff Cums Knives


Jeff trys to pickup guys in chat


Jeff Circumsises Himself.


Jeff Pisses In Krule's Cheerios.


Jeff pukes on his first date.


Jeff gets a six-pack (of Coke)


Jeff shoots spaghetti out of his hands


Jeff's Balls Itch


Jeff's Head Shrinks


Jeff's Twinkle Tits


Jeff Is Aroused By A Guitar


Jeff rides a cotton pony


Jeff Murders The Snuggle Bear


Jeff Becomes A Mall Santa


Jeff discovers that hard way that NOTHING CAN KILL THE GRIMACE!


Jeff's Deodorant Wears Off.


Jeff Fucks a Bison. The result? Jeffalos!


Jeff Falls Out Of His Computer Chair


Jeff discovers yuri


Jeff's Waistline Expands A Mile


Jeff Plays Metal Slug 5


Jeff Eats The Last Green Jellybean


Jeff Sprinkles Cyanide On Your Popcorn.


Jeff Eats Your Kidneys.


Jeff IS your kidneys.


Jeff Thinks Windex Cures All Ills


Jeff Drinks Jesus Juice


Jeff Is A Terrible Kisser


Jeff harasses and spams in CP Wiki Chat. He gets called on it, so he makes a site full of random chat screenshots edited to make it look like he's the victim. Nobody is fooled and he gets banned AGAIN.


Jeff Just Won't Shut Up About Minecraft In Chat.


Fat Jeffs In Party Hats


Jeff Gets Shipped With An Inanimate Carbon Rod.


Jeff's Hoodie Comes To Life And Strangles Him.


Jeff Gets Into His Hole In Amagira Fault And Comes Out Looking Like His Pre-Insanity Self


Jeff meets The Doctor


Jeff pays his taxes


Jeff whoops Batman's ass


Jeff commits suicide


Jeff is wrapped in foil, stuffed with cubed bread and put in a 350 F oven for 3 hours.


Jeff Is Animated By Hanna Barbera (think of thier old, super-limited animation, not the decent animation from the 90's onward)


Jeff Eats Chocolate And Is Actually A Dog.


Jeff Gets Worm Jeff's Drones To Build Him A Sweet Waterslide


Jeff is trapped in a "smear" frame


Jeff Becomes Addicted To Altoids


Jeff gains 20 pounds of muscle, all in his ass


Jeff grows an elephant trunk


Jeff steals honey from a hive of Drone Jeffs and gets his clothes dissolved by thier acid


Jeff Does The Robot


Jeff Eats The Flying Spaghetti Monster


Jeff Is Raped By Tinfoil


Jeff Drinks Way Too Much Water And Drowns. BEN: "WELCOME TO MY WORLD! AAH HAHAHAHA!"


Jeff Becomes A Super Stud (he WISHES)


Jeff Tries Ear Candling


Jeff Breaks A Wine Bottle Over His Head


Jeff eats duck intestines in a fuckbucket.


Jeff Gets A Fish Face To Go With His Fish Eyes. Go to *bloop*


Jeff Stalks People In Florida And Sinks Into A Swamp. Then gets eaten by alligators, but they spit him out cuz he's too greasy. See, NOBODY wants him.


Jeff's Awesome Sports Drink That Totally Will Not Turn You Into A Half-Insect, Mutant Slave That Looks Like Him.


Jeff Uses [http://laserpotato.deviantart.com/art/Super-Conductor-Beast-Liu-341541537 Super Conductor-Beast Liu's] shoulders as ring toss targets


Jeff Enters a Raffle, Wins, and Leaves Quietly with $400


Jeff Has an Affair with Bill Clinton. "I did not have sex with Jeff the Killer."


Jeff's belly jiggles like a bowl full of jelly after devouring 12 toddlers.


Jeff Blows His Nose On His Hoodie.


Jeff Trips On His Shoelaces And Falls On His Face.


Jeff Gets Beat Up by 3 Nihilo X


The jeff who stares at goats.


Jeff's sore throat


Jeff moves to Canada


Jeff sues Subway for no real reason


Jeff is afraid of Chinese food


Health-Conscious Jeff Decides Whether or Not to Buy One Percent or Two Percent Milk


Jeff Is Hit By A Tranquilizer Dart Designed For A Bull Elephant, Finally Goes To Sleep


Intense Workout Jeff Buys P90X.


Jeff Tries To Steal Wolfen's Fedora, Gets Stepped On By Brick


Jeff The Wrestler Turns From A Heel To A Face


Jeff Destroys Earth, Forgets He's Still On It


*Oh Jeff. You dumbass, Jeff.  -Business Cat

Jeff Wishes For Fish


Jeff E. Killer, Super Genius!


Jeff's Afro


Jeff Tosses His Cookies


Jeff Is Seasoned With Salt And Pepper And Stuffed With Onions.


Jeff's Stabbin' Hand Is Replaced By A Tentacle


Jeff's Fever Dream


Jeff uses Super-Conductor Beast Liu to charge his laptop


Jeff Coughs Up Black Goo


Jeff Sneezes On Smiledog


Jeff Eats Roast Crocoduck.


Jeff Gets A Bad Cold


Jeff Skins His Knee


Jeff Has Salt Rubbed In His Wound


Jeff Eats One Spicy-a Meatball


Jeff's Adventures In [http://farchie.comicgenesis.com/d/20050325.html BUTT CRACK CITY]


Jeff Believes In The 2012 Apocalpyse And Stocks Up On Canned Food


Jeff Drinks Jolt Cola. "Gotosleepgotosleepgotosleep!! WHEEEE!!!"


Jeff Struggles With Tourettes Syndrome. "Go to fucking shitcock sleep!"


Jeff Becomes Wario. (What would the Wario version of Jeff be called? Wajeff? Waeff?)


Jeff Eats A Super-Spicy Pizza


Jeff Poops Bombs


Jeff Wears Fake Eyelashes


Jeff Opens A Can Of Worm Jeffs


Jeff's Battle With Athlete's Foot


Jeff Squared


Jeff Gets A Mouthful Of Novocaine. "Go to phleebbttthhhh."


Jeff Gets Stretch Marks


Jeff's Gold Tooth


Jeff Gets Captured By A Four-Dimensional Elephant


Jeff's Amazing Buttwings


Jeff Drinks Too Much Eggnog


Jeff Gets Lost In The Minotaur's Maze


Jeff Rage Quits


Jeff The Greaser


Jeff Hides In A Cardboard Box


Jeff needs scissors! 61!


Jeff Does A Fusion Dance With Splendorman


Jeff Falls Into A Bottomless Pit


Jeff Plunges Into Freezing Water


Jeffasaurus Rex


Jeff plays Polybius, and dies of a seizure, later gets revived in a world full of robots n' stuff


Jeff Gets The Mother Of All Toothaches


Jeff Gets Adopted


Jeff The Killer [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opADNvgeZYY Can't Beat Airman]


Jeff Sees This Page And Gets His First Ulcer. THEND!